Don’t believe a writer can offend almost every kind of Jew in the same article? Read Patrick Aleph’s hilarious post on the Jewcy blog this week, “What Flavor of New Jew Are You?”
His caveat: “Remember kids, this is all in good fun. So if you see a little bit of yourself in this, just laugh, because I certainly have.”
So which kind of New Jew are you?
Bro-thodox? JCC Sluts? Jew Ager? The Palestinian Jew? Or That Annoying Convert Guy?