My heart Aichahs for you . . . and other Tisha B'av Pick up Lines

The Jewish holiday of Tisha B’Av starts tonight. It’s a major sorrowful holiday. A fast day for tragedies that befell the Jews generation after generation.
But Jewish comedy site realized that the other thing this Jewish fast day is good for (other than make our tummies growl), is it gives Jews an excuse to go to shul, where you can spot a good-lookin’ Heeb from across the mechitzah (or two seats away), and say hello, ask for a date, maybe hold hands, sneak a smooch, and then… all after the fast day is over, of course.
To get you started on the right track, has pulled together a collection of Tisha B’av pick up lines. Are they in bad taste? Of course, but you may actually learn something …

My favorite? #6 – “You take my bad breath away.”

Read all of’s Top 10 Tisha B’av Pick up Lines here.

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