2. Be a Jewish fashionista. Count the diamonds and the rolexes in your row. Comment on the skirt lengths. Be judgmental. You have until the last shofar blows to repent.
3. Borrow a baby from someone sitting nearby. Play. Tickle. Return upon spit up, funny smells or crying.
4. Tie knots in your neighbor’s tallit strings. Extra points if he or she does not notice.
5. Scope out the good-looking Jews in the crowd. Can you tell if they are single from across the shul?
7. Bring a different book to read and hide it behind your prayerbook or Tanakh. Make sure the Tanakh is bigger than your secret book. Bonus points if your secret book is also Jewish (Rich Cohen’s new book on Israel perhaps?).
8. Count the people wearing white and flip flops or sneakers (it is customary to wear white to symbolize purity and leather-wearing is prohibited on Yom Kippur).
9. Sing loudly and slightly off-key the few prayers you still remember from Hebrew School.
10. Follow along with the services. Um… duh.