Andy Steinfeldt, 71, broke the world record for holding a plank at the Sabes JCC this past week by holding a plank for 38 minutes. Not to make this incredible feat about me, BUT, I was devastated to learn that this past week there was a literal fitspo celebrity in the same building as me and NO ONE TOLD ME. I had to find out about it like some people find out about their kids’ relationship statuses: ON FACEBOOK.
Regardless of how hurt I am for not being included (very hurt btw), I have a number of questions for Mr. Steinfeldt.
- How?
- Why?
- Does he have an Insta I can follow?
- Why wasn’t this being screamed from the hallways of the Sabes JCC so everyone could witness it?
Not impressed yet because your ego is over-inflated? The 71-year old just finished radiation for prostate cancer.
What have you done lately?
I’m confused, why would you openly trash another Jewish agency in a public forum? Especially one that operates under the same roof as you?
It’s a bad look.
Hey Patrick!
I wrote this and it was totally a joke. I love the JCC’s as both a member of the community and as an employee under their roof. This was just supposed to be a fun story that people may not have known about.
Would love to talk further if you take issue with it, I’m always around for a coffee!
Email me: [email protected]
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Great article! Thank you for interjecting a sense of humor and bringing this story to light.